Things we have actually said in our house this week:
• Ya' know ... it's one of those things... he was just talking to your face.
• I have been living in ignorance.
• You are worse than yourself.
• Take off your tiara and get your hands dirty.
• You have to have humor to be a Mom.
• Dexter's licking my lunch chore.
• Wait... Mom says I have a problem.
• Unscented is my favorite scent.